‘Fuzzies’ Demand Unreasonable Christmas Perks!


Just had our pre-Christmas meeting and the Fuzzies terms of employment are as follows: Refreshments to consist of; unlimited supply of mince pies and full fat Jersey milk; toilet break every two hours (on account of their tiny bladders); afternoon tea at 2pm followed by nap 😴 time and a story; paid lunch and tea breaks; 12 weeks paid holiday per annum; discount on tickets to Disneyland Paris; office party with a magician; clothes allowance and full health insurance for life.
Negotiations are underway but, I do feel they have me over the proverbial barrel…

Can anyone recommend an experienced employment lawyer???


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